A: Mom can I do a backflip?
Me: Well, mostly short people do gymnastics. You're pretty tall for that.
10 seconds of silence
A: So can I be dry cleaned?
Me: What?
A: You know, dry cleaned?
Me: Why?
A: So I will shrink. Maybe you could just put me in the washer and dryer and swish me around and around and around. That might work.
5 comments:
That Abby.......her mind is exceptionally complex for a kid her age. TOO funny. I'm glad she wants to be able to do backflips...I would love to myself, I'm just afraid of cracking my L4.
You are a posting queen girl!! I can't keep up with you! Tell Abby it's much better to be tall than short. She can see over people's heads at the movies, reach higher shelves in the cupboards without having to actually climb on the counter, you can gain 10 pounds and still stay in the same pant size, and so on. Oh the benefits of being tall - I will never know them!
That is seriously too funny!!! One day she'll be glad to have the height ;)
She sure can come up with some great questions.....It makes you wonder what she will think up next. She is keeping you on your toes!!!!
That made me laugh HARD!! It's so funny how kids think sometimes.
I agree with Holly. You are the posting queen. How do you find all that time with your hectic schedule??
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