PREGNANCY Q & A & more..
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question? Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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4 comments:
Hilarious! Great post and thanks for the laugh.
p.s. Can't wait for putters to come say hi.
These are hilarious! And all so true! You are quite the comedian Stephanie! I read them over and over...so I could keep laughing. :)
that's hilarious! You are so funny? You're not pregnant are you?
Too funny! I totally feel it now!!! Yes ARE you pregnant?
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